Miffy’s “Hare-Raisingly” Funny Bunny Jokes!

Miffy wants to be the first to wish you a very “Hoppy” April Fool’s Day! Miffy can hardly wait. She loves thinking of fun jokes to tell her family and friends. It’s such a fun time to play and laugh together.

Miffy came up with the below list of “Hare-Raisingly” funny bunny jokes, which you can use on April Fool’s Day too!

  1. Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad “hare” day.
  2. What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
  3. If you have a line of 100 rabbits in a row and 99 of them take 1 step backwards, what do you have? A receding “hare” line.
  4. What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
  5. What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
  6. What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
  7. Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
  8. What kind of books do rabbits read? Ones with “hoppy” endings.
  9. Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
  10. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.

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